“Stop whining and find something to do.”
“Sometimes I feel as if I were living in an H.G. Wells novel.”
“I may be a socialist, but I’m not a lunatic.”
via Buzzfeed: no Photoshop required.
“Congratulations on your Emmy nominations dear, but I’m a wee bit blanked that you clearly found inspiration from Lady Sybil, Lady Edith and Lady Mary for Jessa, Shoshannah and YOU, respectively, and that this makes me Marnie.”
“I feel as if I’m onstage at the gaiety.”
“My God, how is an impotent cripple stinking of sick supposed to get on the 5 train?”
“Patrick? Is that you?”
“This train goes express to Emmy, am I right?”
A most wondrous announcement: Downton A-Train has over 200 friggin’ followers! Thanks to all of you for reblogging, hearting, and most of all, sharing the space that blends the joys of mass transit in New York City with the characters of the best British soap opera ever created, Downton Abbey. Empire state of mind, indeed!
“Even under this lighting it’s impossible to tell we’re the same person.”
“I will conduct my way into your heart.” [Wonder if Branson is his MTA union rep?]
“I don’t know who I want to push more, the 1 or the 99.”